I'm fucking drunk!!
Oh really??...mid afternoon?? on what??
A bloody bottle in the cupboard....two little ones actually....
Why would you want to get drunk on an afternoon?
Because i can!!
Suits me!! Drink up....
Put your head to the laptop boy!!! Youll hear the harddisk runing!!
So??
Thats trippy man!!
Totally..!!
Illusions, dillusions of hindu leaders dying and muslim. "Who the fuck died??" you say?? Sathya sai baba AND osama bin laden? Whoa, the guys at the heaven accounting dept mustve had a busy week!! Now whered they put osama?? Muslim heaven?? ...american hell?? I thought america was secular?? Then howd christ earn a living brooaa??? True true...So, osama is doing his virgins then?? He supposedly did 4 before his death?..now?? more to come??...Heaven is most likely run by Hugh Hefner. 72 raisins?? Hicc!! Virgins!! Is Osama even dead?...
72 Raisins...
And what happend to the baba?? Yeah he's dead for sure...but hindu heaven does offer rebirth!! No playmates in the heven for the baba! Thats why he nailed so many women and children befroe he died!! Yeahhh that makes sense!!...And hes gonna come back again anyway so he can finish with rest of them!! Nice foresight dude!!....wasent he supposed to die in 2019 according to his prediction? Lunar year confusion you say?...he was supposed to live till he was 96...Silly mistake is suppose...yeah, he gets marks for the steps!
Check this out
The Times of India published another version of the ‘Sathya Sai Baba will resurrect himself after 41 days’ story again because of a disturbance caused by a devotee who went on n a hunger strike to try to stop the burial. The article continued:- “The woman, who hails from Bhimavaram, sat on a hunger strike in protest against the Trust decision to perform the last rites of Baba on Wednesday. “If he’s not buried, he would resurrect and give darshan to lakhs of devotees again. He doesn’t want to be buried. He had told me this when he appeared in my dream,” she said. Another devotee Tappuri Sai also created a stir by alleging that the body kept in glass casket was not that of Baba and that Sai Baba would come back again. Claiming himself to be head of the seventh peetham, Tappuri Sai said Sai Baba had gone away to complete some `unfinished agenda’.”
Doods...lay off the pot...
Read the other stuff there while your at it....its funny...
So i was saying....two very important people died this month...and 4649998 others...which one was the good guy again??
Oh yeah?? Fuck you!!!
Okay!
What a douche!!
Pot is bad, M'kay??
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